Wednesday, May 4, 2011
I am a Unicorn :)
I woke up one morning from unsettling dreams to find that I had grown a beautiful rainbow mane and tale and I had also acquired a magical unicorn horn. I guess I probably should have been concerned, but I was so excited about the fact that I was part unicorn it didn't faze me at all. I went into my parent's bedroom to show them the new me and they were not as thrilled. They took me to the hospital immediately and had my horn, mane, and tail removed. I am now the saddest unicorn-human in the whole world. I will never know the powers of my magical horn.
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This is humorous. I enjoy it, but why the sad ending!? This makes me wonder what i'd wake up as if i had the option--i would probably choose to be a cat because they live long and get to be lazy all day.
ReplyDeleteHaha! I like your blog a lot! It made me laugh! I think that it would make no sense to get rid of your horn, mane, and tail...that's no fun :( but...good blog! :)
ReplyDeleteHahaha this is awesome. I agree. Maybe the one animal I'd be okay waking up as would be a unicorn because it would be the adventure of a lifetime. Nice choice, Keelin!
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